Penguin Eats...

It was a lovely ass. Try being happy-go-lucky when you have the kind of body designed to conserve heat at all costs.

It was hot, and I was cranky. And when I am cranky, I like to eat.

For an appetizer, I had a quick nibble of some fish. Yellow fish.

Hopefully it was endangered.

I stormed out of the aquarium and set my sites on my next victim. I don't think she was too happy to go down my gullet.

Finally, I was just fed up. The sun was just disgusting and I felt like I was boiling. I took a nice, satiating bite of Chicago.

Penguin Eats Chicago

Bleh.....tastes like dank sausage.


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