Showing posts from November, 2010

Angry Birds....Thanksgiving Revenge

It was the November 22nd, and a frantic mother approached the Nest. "Please!  You have to help me!" "What's the problem, Goblim?" "It''s my baby. She's gone." "What did you say? Damn...that makes me ANGRY! Baby stealers are the worst!" And so, the Red and Yellow birds searched high and low...they let nothing stand in their way.  They tore through buildings and fortresses until they cornered the perpetrator... "You're too late, you stupid birds....It's already been done!" "Noooooo!!!!" "Well...there's always Christmas....and I have an idea for a main event...." "Yeah!" "AAAAAaaaahhhghgh!" And that's why ham  is on the menu for Christmas dinner

Angry Birds

Pig Centerpiece When I perform at a party, I offer to bring a premade centerpiece sculpture as a gift for the birthday child. Usually this balloon is something to go with theme of the party, or a favorite animal or cartoon of the child.  In the past, I've made Clone troopers, Spongebobs, Cars and Princesses. A few weeks ago, I booked a party and the mother said that he daughter wanted a pig...and I thought, "Oh no!" See, I don't make a good pig. And when kids see a cool sculpture, they often ask for the same thing when I'm making requests.   I can make a simple pig, but it looks super lame compared to the other things that I make.  Fortunately, I looked at some pictures, came up with some ideas and here we have the pig you see above. I'm not really sure what happened to the pig during the party, but it disappeared right away and there were no requests while line twisting for a pig.  The popular options were airplanes and fai