Angry Birds....Thanksgiving Revenge

It was the November 22nd, and a frantic mother approached the Nest.

Turkey
"Please!  You have to help me!"


Yellow angry bird
"What's the problem, Goblim?"




"It's....it's my baby. She's gone."



Red angry bird
"What did you say? Damn...that makes me ANGRY! Baby stealers are the worst!"



And so, the Red and Yellow birds searched high and low...they let nothing stand in their way.  They tore through buildings and fortresses until they cornered the perpetrator...


Angry birds
"You're too late, you stupid birds....It's already been done!"

"Noooooo!!!!"

"Well...there's always Christmas....and I have an idea for a main event...."

"Yeah!"

"AAAAAaaaahhhghgh!"


And that's why ham is on the menu for Christmas dinner

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