It's not often field which I am the target market. But I think this device was made for me:
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Now, I don't know how to build this, but I'm gosh darn it, I'm going to figure out how.
If you or anyone you know can point me in a direction or help me to build this, I'd appreciate it. Or if you know of an even better option to create a pump to integrate in with a bike, that would be great as well.